Friday, 16 May 2008

f for a 4-letter word beginning with f

f*ck f*ck f*ck

3days before my ass is due, my partner ups + drops the subject

i hope he's grilled in hell for this

but i'll still give him the secret + princess hours soundtrack i burned for him because i'm a nice + kind person

scrap that, i just don't know who else would like it, plus i despise wastage

to cheer myself up before i tackle the bastard's share of the work..

jang woo hyuk!!

whenever people ask me what type of guys i like, i show them his photo--
it's preferable if they have this gaunt/ beautiful nose/ single eyelid/ pale look

i never like guys with pretty eyes

i admire jwh because he works uber-hard
jwh is the king of dance, and i know how tough it is to produce that kind of results
[i used to dance]

but of course nobody understands
they just exclaim, 'he's ugly!'

the funny thing is, when i put his photo in my phone, people thinks he is my boyfriend
they assume i must have ugly boyfriends
heard of 'opposites attract'?
they're implying i'm lenglui
MUAHAHAHA *mood improves 10%


look at this

it looks yummy but

  1. it's so tough my teeth nearly got embedded in it when i tried to chew
  2. it was a meal with my idiot partner

look at this

it's so pretty! *mood improves 10%

i'm a very experimental person, if i do say so myself

so i tried this

it's actually cereal in dark grape juice

it tasted awful

but i finished it as i despise wastage

i like this photo though


i drive the green myvi [perfectly parked behind this car]

i'm a good driver

nola actually usually i can spot my car from far far away as the butt is usually jutting out

but that day i couldn't see it!

i was panicking, wondering if it's been stolen

turned out it's just my parking skill has improved

MUAHAHAHA *mood improves 20%!!!

last but not least

i was biking the other day + decided to explore the new super bungalows above my neighborhood

this is the view from one of the houses

no wonder mum loves it

i'll buy it for her when i..

.. marry rich

i'm so un-ambitious

MUAHAHA *mood doesn't improve

but it felt so serene up there

away from noise

i'm going jogging

exercise is great for everything *mood improves 10%

Tuesday, 6 May 2008

e for entertaining

i like my friend's blog as it is easy to read.

photos, photos, photos everywhere!

it helps that she is hot too.

finished my moral ass ^^

actually i just typed the report and left the power point slides + cd-burning + printing to jasmine.

i'm not mean, but typing a report is the most difficult aspect ok..

saw my old girl scouts patrol members yest.

they were celebrating kar mon's birthday and hoped i could make it.

actually, i couldn't, but pei ni wanted to see me so much she asked yang to convince me to go.

they were so sweet, i couldn't say no, and ended up shortening my discussion time with jasmine and typing the report myself. hers had too many typos anyway.

i didn't realize how much i missed them and high school life until i saw them.

girl scouts patrol 1 2004
behind: vice-leader michelle, sarah, hui teng
front: birthday girl kar mon, leader me, pei ni

sarah was the only one who quit, the rest are still scouts.

i'm good at keeping members ahaha =p

the 'cake' is a secret recipe gourmet pie.

it was michelle's idea but kar mon thought it was mine and praised me like crazy.

it was uber-hyper embarrassing to correct her.

but i still enjoyed seeing the girls.

michelle and i were the most compatible leaders that year.

and our patrol was the most fun.

now i'm at monash, nobody wants to play with me.

well, i did some research and concluded that playing catch at the street is not everybody's idea of fun, so maybe i'm just weird.

Sunday, 4 May 2008

d for dates

2 may
xian slept over at my home tonight. we went to pasar malam and i realized how satisfying 1 cup of pearl milk tea could be. i love it!

xian is the only girl with whom i have sleepovers where we both do masks with.

she introduced me to korean culture and a beautiful song <小情歌>

3 may
we called up jin wah, whom we haven't seen in years, despite her living nearby.

my life has been very sad lately, i always play driver to my girlfriends and have to subsidize for them when they're broke. i'm getting bullied!

i drove them to have famous fish head meehoon. my sense of direction has improved tremendously. i actually knew the way.

jin wah was surprised that i'd eat at such a.. well, mamak place. it's ridiculously hot there, even with a fan blowing our hair into our mouths.

after brunch they didn't wanna return so fast, so we watched the forbidden kingdom at leisure mall. i would never usually watch films of that genre but xian wanted to and shahid liked it so i figured it just might be worth my $9.

not so. though lee bing bing and 刘亦菲 were both gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous! [i prefer chow yun fatt to jackie chan and jet li] what kinda girl picks the double j's over robert downey jr?! i'm looking forward to red cliff, though. the trailer sparked goosebumps all over me, face included. i also get goosebumps when watching the beijing welcomes you video. felt so proud to be chinese, for unknown reasons.

before the movie began, we had a spare 2 hours, so we went to popular to browse and ended up sitting on the floor near the chinese magazines and comic section, chatting and flipping through 1-year-old queen's.

jin wah uses expensive skincare and eats very little compared to me. she's quite pretty now-- she found a fabulous hairstylist. she almost inspired me to return to my vegan diet.

afterwards we had dinner at kang san e restaurant. xian and i go there almost once a month. the food's good but the 老板娘 scared me this time. we'd finished our dinner and was itching to take a peek upstairs. so we packed our stuff and filed up the stairs.

a flurry of korean erupted and in a nanosecond the owner was at the foot of the stairs, demanding, 'weh? weh?' i'm not sure if she's asking 'why' we're going up or 'where' we're headed to. [i'd watched enough korean dramas to know that 'weh' means 'why'] the owner and her daughter both looked so fierce and puzzled respectively over such a small matter. did they think we were gonna climb upstairs and jump from the window to escape the bill [which wasn't hefty at all] or what?

i pointed to my eyes and said, 'take a look' *pointed up 'upstairs' then we continued up. it looks, well, like a korean restaurant. they always have tv sets, even if it's unhealthy to eat and watch tv at the same time.

the waiters are very nice, though-- a chinese and 2 middle eastern guys. we were seated in our usual booth and jin wah kept crawling onto the seat and peeking into the next booth to decipher what they were eating-- there was this wickedly yummy aroma wafting into our booth. she has the largest eyes so it was pretty funny. the couple on the other side must've felt like whacking us [or feeding her]

in the end we exited our booth and asked the cute waiter what they were having. pork bbq. that's what we'll order next time.

Thursday, 1 May 2008

c for coco, cars + children

last night i skipped basketball practice to attend my neighbor's 21st birthday open house. i don't know him that well but i know i love food ahaha i'm such a pig sometimes.

anyway i guess yesterday qualifies as a good day. i forgot to bring money [again-- it's kinda tough to adapt to a new lifestyle where $3 in your purse is not enough] but shahid bumped into me after management lecture and asked if i wanna have lunch together.

so we had kfc and he told me about how he used to ice-skate to college on a frozen river in canada. wow. imagine that. i've been here my entire life and hearing about stuff like these always gets me excited.

actually i'd given up all hope on transferring to aus next year but my management assignment breathed new hope into me. being me, i wasn't even remotely nervous when i attended management tute yesterday but my friends started panicking and i was influenced after i realized that everybody in my tute had received their asses except me and another guy.

when tutor aziana finally called out my name, i stumbled to the front of the classroom in the most ungraceful manner, wishing i hadn't selected such a mini skirt to wear today. wicked tutor aziana made the most of my discomfort, ending with a solemn, '... it's a borderline case...' [i stopped breathing] '... but it's a distinction.' cue evil smile. she's so bad! nobody plays with my feelings!

i could hardly walk afterwards and told aziana so, but she was still reveling in 'getting' me, and said gaily, 'no, but you can run!' *sigh* she's too cute.

if i work a bit harder, i may upgrade myself from borderline d to a safe d. if i work a lot harder, a high d may be possible.

to celebrate, i indulged in supper at neighbor's yummy buffet spread without guilt [that, and the fact that i'd tortured myself for a quick half hour at the gym before]. singcai, who got lost again, decided to come play basketball with me. he always loses his way when driving somewhere, and since he found himself in my area, he dropped by to visit.

while we were shooting hoops, the kids at the open house were clustered around my gates, gawking at coco and feeding her ice. they asked to be let in and i complied.

they thanked me by screaming like crazy and running away from coco, which prompted her to give chase. i nearly fainted with fear that coco might nip them playfully and bite off a tiny finger or whatever. but in the end the kids found out that they were safe with singcai and me, so they came and hugged our legs, which felt kinda funny as i was still wearing my mini, but it also gave me a warm fuzzy feeling.

kids are so sweet, especially when they get tired and hug your legs. especially when they're not being noisy.

haha life seems perfect [making progress with assignment] but of course my parents had to ruin my bliss by banning me from visiting my sis in taiwan. i haven't seen her in more than a year! no wonder our family is dysfunctional! it's evil to keep 2 sisters apart for so long!

however, i would never ever dream of asking her to come back, even if for a short visit. can't believe she's been there for 2 years. i know she's enjoying herself and i wouldn't wish my life on anybody, being bored to death here.

i was so friggin' pissed, f*cking pissed that i took it out on my lousy myvi on the way to uni, pushing it to its max speed of a slow 120km/h. the car was already vibrating and the wind was so loud-- it really is a piece of shit. but it got me to uni in about 20minutes. usually it takes an hour so i was pleased. who says i drive like a grandmother?

driving fast is a great way to dispel boredom, and shahid will be teaching me to play pool, so life is getting better, even if i can't go to taiwan and sort out tao's boy-troubles for her. i miss her.