a couple of Sundays ago, i was working with kj.
as i was fiddling with the Colombian shuttle, he asked, 'eh, you 91 or 92?'
hallelujah!!! fireworks erupting all over my heart but i said, 'i'm 93.'
me:- i overdid it, didn't i?
kj:- yeah you did.
apparently he thought i was a mere baby because of my.. behavior.
walau eh after 6 torturous years of scouting, i still have zero discipline.
on the day i decided that i needed to slim down so i don't scare all my clients away, i had this for supper (of all freaking meals):-
some sea amber jelly dessert, snowflake
on day 2 of my diet, i had this for supper as well (i think i have a death wish. do i subconsciously want to fail my visa medical check up?! )
molten lava cake, chili's
i am just like a freaking animal addicted to sugar!!!
sample desk of The Never-Promoted
some more at work.. my colleagues have photos of people who actually know them in their cubicles, my only photo is of g dragon =.= (my colleague even thought he's my b-list model boyfriend. yeah, right, in my dreams.)
a bit unprofessional but he's one hell of a motivator and i'm not even gonna finish my probation as i'm going abroad so what the hell.
(and yes, i brush my teeth at work sometimes.)
top & G.D. are like almond & chocolate
munching on almond and chocolate and thinking lurid thoughts at work muahaha.
one day during an entertainment lunch i had the stupidest conversation ever. somehow we were chatting about crocodiles and alligators:-
me:- are they different?
manager:- yes. one is bigger than the other.
me:- ahh~ so when crocodiles grow up, do they become alligators?
my client nearly fell off his chair.
but despite my occasional ditz, apparently i look old to some people aka the guy who talked to me while i was waiting for the bus.
he couldn't really comprehend mandarin and i didn't really understand cantonese so we struggled along until i beh tahan and called dad to fetch me right freaking NOW.
somehow we were discussing age and he asked, 'how old are you?'
not-very-smart stranger:- i would say you're one year younger than me.
-my heart is sinking. he looks a bit old-
me:- how old are you then?
me:- ok, end of conversation.
did i give him my number? how about.. a big fat NO?!!! he thought i was 27!!!!!!!!!!
(it's not ancient per se but i'm only 22!!!)
*sigh* this is what happens when one drinks coffee at 3pm.
alert and full of crap at 1am.