Monday, 11 July 2011

similarities between porn & shopping


*this part is completely irrelevant*

i am hungry.

why?

how can i be hungry after eating half a plate of vegetarian hand-pulled xinjiang noodles?

kill me!!

hmm maybe it's due to the 1.3km walk to the restaurant to eat.. then another 1.3km back to the hostel.

i mean, halfway through the walk home i'm already hungry again.

i do have an emergency loaf of bread and 50% less sugar jam in my room.

how very exciting.

whenever i spread the jam on my bread i keep expecting to see whole cherries or raspberries or any-berries to appear on the slice but the jam is just smooth. like amin. haha.

sigh i miss the atas jam mum buys at home.

and the atas bread. haha it's so funny how differently i live here and at home.

if parents read this they'll be like, just buy the damn jam! but there's something i want so much more than jam~

which i shall share in 1 1/2 years' time heh heh (syiok sendiri being mysterious & perasan, thinking the world revolves around me yaay!)

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my guy friends don't believe i don't watch porn.

apparently they are convinced that i'm doing the pure-innocent-young-thing act.

haha what the hell i'm already 22!

it might have been cute when i was in high school but that never-been-kissed act will only work in k-dramas now ok~

anyway the reason i don't watch them is the exact same reason why i'm not a fan of window shopping-- what's the point when you're not getting any?

don't ask me to go get some because

1. g dragon still doesn't know i'm alive so he can't give me any
2. i just might binge shop (seriously my dad is SO worried about my shopaholic genes that he posted from my old iPhone to my blog!)

ok so believe it, healthy young women really don't watch sexy movies sometimes.

and there will be no pretty mixed babies going home with me.

or blond-hair-blue-eyed boyfriend.

or Spanish Alex.

or anything other than a nice Malaysian Chinese boy with similar background.

if i'm feeling super duper extremely hyper adventurous i might even date a.. GASP!.. Singaporean!

haha am quite lame sometimes.

1 comment:

Jiun said...

U gave me a good laugh when reading ur blog, aunty! Hope to c u when u r back.. Don't forget our Levain session =)