few days ago S texted this cute picture to me-- not quite as funny when we both commented, 'this is so me'
been chatting to a few girlfriends about my uncanny curse to turn guy friends i come into contact with into brothers.
'that's quite cool,' girlfriends quip.
'it's not! who wants to be the friend of all mankind?! i wannabe the girlfriend of all mankind!!!'
then i'll fantasize about being all girly.. next i'll botch everything by saying weird stuff to guys who check out my bum--
i just bought a body-con dress, black & skintight, a jarring reminder of my ongoing weight loss bet with S. (it's not going well, by the way.)
wore it today.
G saw me in it and came to talk to me.
he stared at my butt for, like, 10 seconds.. as he asked me about my day.
you know what i said?
i can't believe i said it either.
'i'm going to dig something from my teeth. wanna see?'
oh. my. god. somebody kill me please.