i'm getting better at determining who's gay.
so less conversations like--
me: omg did you see that guy? he's so cute!!!
friend (who invariably has a gay detector built in): yeah, too bad.
me: why? why why? does he have a girlfriend?!
friend (gives me a unique look of contempt + pity): noo, he has a boyfriend.
these dudes might not be gay, but the photos were snapped at Mardi Gras parade.
hence all the gay thoughts.