Friday, 25 January 2013

classic s


i was wallowing in self-pity the other day, telling S how horrible it is when you still have to hang out with your ex and hug him hello when you meet him.

when all you want to do is kill him. like how can you still be alive and kicking after what you did to me?!

s' response? 

did you pinch him?

WHAAA.. ?! 

well, he hurt you, you should exact revenge!

BY PINCHING?!

hmm, it really is an art, when you think about it. pinch too hard and you seem bitter; pinch too lightly and he'll think you're seducing him!

((vomits blood.

i will stop listening to girls who dress top-to-toe in the same colour.

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